If I Had Legs I'd Kick You2025 | Mary Bronstein
Year
2025
Runtime
1 hour 53 minutes (113 minutes)
Movie Total Grosses
United Kingdom
£126,968
£126,968
North America
$1,079,102
$1,079,102
Global
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-
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Certificate
R
15
16+
15+
16
18+
16
N-16
15A
16
14A
14A
16
M
AKA
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Production Country
United States
Directors
Starring
- Linda
- Child
- Dr. Spring
- James
- Diana
- Charles
- Parking Attendant
- Therapist
- Landlord
- Caroline
- Breathworker
- Kate
- Eva
- Stephen
- Brad
- Caroline's Husband
- Police Officer
- Vanessa
- Melanie
- Nurse
- Nurse
- Puppeteer
- Puppeteer
- Puppeteer
UK Chart Info
US Chart Info
Global Chart Info
Highest Position
17
17
Highest Position
20
20
Highest Position
n/a
n/a
Weeks on Top 15
n/a
n/a
Weeks on Top 15
n/a
n/a
Weeks on Top 15
n/a
n/a
Weeks on Chart
1
1
Weeks on Chart
6
6
Weeks on Chart
n/a
n/a
United Kingdom Chart Progress
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North Ameican Chart Progress
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Global Box Office Release Breakdown
United States
10th October 2025
Canada
17th October 2025
Ukraine
23rd October 2025
Lithuania
7th November 2025
Russia
20th November 2025
Estonia
21st November 2025
Greece
11th December 2025
Netherlands
18th December 2025
Canada
23rd December 2025
Brazil
1st January 2026
Spain
16th January 2026
Colombia
29th January 2026
Turkey
13th February 2026
Portugal
19th February 2026
United Kingdom
20th February 2026
Ireland
20th February 2026
Poland
20th February 2026
Hungary
26th February 2026
Mexico
5th March 2026
Sweden
10th April 2026