If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

2025 | 1 Hour 53 Minutes

Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Directed By:

Mary Bronstein

Starring:

Rose Byrne
Linda
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
A$AP Rocky
James
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Christian Slater
Father
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Conan O'Brien
Therapist

UK Release

13th October, 2025

First weekend box office

20th February 2026

Last box office appearence

6th Mar 2026

Total weeks on chart

US Release

24th January, 2025

First weekend box office

10th Oct 2025

Last box office appearence

14th Nov 2025

Total weeks on chart

Global Openeing 24th January, 2025

United Kingdom Total Gross
£345,550

North American Total Gross
$1,079,102

Global Total Gross
$0

Global Releases Dates
24th January 2025
United States
17th February 2025
Germany
4th July 2025
Czech Republic
7th August 2025
Australia
12th September 2025
Canada
30th September 2025
Indonesia
3rd October 2025
Brazil
11th October 2025
Netherlands
13th October 2025
United Kingdom
22nd October 2025
Latvia
23rd October 2025
Ukraine
6th November 2025
Israel
Puerto Rico
7th November 2025
Poland
Lithuania
12th November 2025
Ireland
20th November 2025
Russia
21st November 2025
Estonia
11th December 2025
Greece
29th January 2026
Colombia
31st January 2026
Belgium
1st February 2026
New Zealand
13th February 2026
Turkey
5th March 2026
Italy
Thailand
Mexico
8th March 2026
Norway