The Love Guru
📊 Performance IndexMilestones
🌎 Global Tracker
(Target:
$500M)
8%
🇺🇸 Domestic (US)
(Target:
$500M)
6%
🇬🇧 United Kingdom
(Target:
$25M)
4%
⚡ Volatility
🎬 In the Vault
🕒 Normal tracking metrics
Site Popularity Rank:
👑 Unranked
🕒 Screening PaceLength
Fast-Paced Mini
Currently tracking active feature block runtime sequence profile parameters.
🎯
Box Office Verdict
⚖️ Broke Even
Flop
Steady (Target: $34.6M)
Blockbuster
* Editorial Note: Performance targets, verdicts, and volatility metrics reflect automated site projections and community opinion, and do not represent official studio accounting or real-world financial guarantees.
💰 Box Office
HUD
Live
Data
Opening Weekends
🇺🇸
US Weekend
$13,907,130
🇬🇧
UK Weekend
£498,829
Lifetime Grosses
🇺🇸
Total North American
$32,235,793
🇬🇧
Total United Kingdom
£1,105,684
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Worldwide Total
$40,877,556
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Cast & Crew
Directors
Marco Schnabel
Director
Written
Mike Myers
Screenwriter
Graham Gordy
Screenwriter
Producers
Cast
Gary Barber
Producer
Roger Birnbaum
Producer
Josh Bratman
Producer
Michael De Luca
Producer
Sean Gannet
Producer
Graham Gordy
Producer
Donald J. Lee Jr.
Producer
Mike Myers
Producer
Jessica Simpson
Kanye West
Guru Pitka / Young Pitka / Teenage Pitka / Mike Myers
Deepak Chopra
Rob Blake
Jane Bullard
Jacques Grande
Darren Roanoke
Coach Punch Cherkov
Prudence Roanoke
Rajneesh
Dick Pants
Jay Kell
Trent Lueders
Guru Tugginmypudha
Guru Satchabigknoba
Lillian Roanoke
Cowboy Hat
Frat Guy
Dancer
Sickly Nerd
Nerd
Female Reporter
Assistant Coach
Deepak Early 20's
Indian Man
Young Pitka
Young Deepak
Referee
Angry Fan
EMT
EMT
Cinnabon Cashier
Biker
Uncle Jack
Goal Post Judge
11-Year-Old Girl
11-Year-Old Girl
Sanjay
DJ
Oprah Winfrey
Children's Church Choir
Children's Church Choir
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Children's Church Choir
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Group Dancer
Flight Attendant
Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper
Airport Girl
Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper
Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Fan
Hot Girl in Bar
Bar Thug
Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper
Hockey fan in yellow shirt
Toronto Hockey Fan
Persian Beauty
Persian Beauty
Self
Puck Bunny / Cheering Stripper
Curious Bar Girl
Hockey Player
Drama Student
Val Kilmer
Chanting Follower
Celine Dion
Group Singer
Groupie
Hockey Player
Persian Beauty
Security Guard
LA Kings Trainer
Dancer
Ashram guide
Extra
Party Goer
LA Kings Trainer
International Release Schedule
| Territory / Region | Release Date | Platform / Format |
|---|---|---|
| 🌍 Canada | 20 Jun 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Croatia | 20 Jun 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 USA | 20 Jun 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Australia | 10 Jul 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Israel | 17 Jul 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Iceland | 30 Jul 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 UK | 1 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Ireland | 1 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Italy | 1 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Singapore | 7 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Sweden | 13 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Finland | 15 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Norway | 15 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Turkey | 22 Aug 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Belgium | 3 Sep 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Netherlands | 4 Sep 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Denmark | 5 Sep 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Venezuela | 12 Sep 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 France | 17 Sep 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Greece | 25 Sep 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Germany | 2 Oct 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Austria | 3 Oct 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Spain | 24 Oct 2008 | Theatre |
| 🌍 Egypt | 29 Oct 2008 | Theatre |